28 January 2012

Month 6

Dear Evan,

This month is hard to describe. I think I'll call it, The Good, The Bad and The Adorable.

At the beginning of your sixth month, we welcomed 2012. This was pretty much a non-event for you. You went to bed as usual and weren't awakened by the noisy fireworks in the neighborhood. Your dad and I just barely made it to midnight but were able to ring in our fifteenth new year together. And then we pretty much passed out. Having a kid is making us old.

After being almost completely well and healthy at Christmas, you started 2012 off with a bang. You were at the doctor's office three times this month-- suspected ear infection, bronchiolitis, and pink eye. Healthy, you were not. You had been sleeping really well at night, but the bronchiolitis (still!) has you up throughout the night coughing up a lung and the stuffy nose has you waking up drowning in snot. Not good times for anyone in this house. That's The Bad.

Lucky for us, there's so much more to report for The Good. In spite of how terrible your coughing and sniffing sound, you've been wonderfully pleasant.

You got the hang of rolling this month. At first it was only back-to-front, then it was back-to-front and front-to-back but only to your left and pretty recently you've started rolling toward your right. You've covered some serious ground in the living room just by rolling. You're also droolier (What? That's a word.) than ever which means you're drooling while rolling. And when you're done, we pick you up and you have a dog/cat hair beard! I can (will) only vacuum so much, buddy, so you're just gonna have to deal.

You're starting to get the hang of sitting but you're not quite there yet. You do sit very well in your high chair though. Speaking of high chairs, you got to sit in your first big boy high chair at a restaurant. It was pretty hilarious. Those wooden chairs are big and slippery. And since you don't have a lot of sitting control, you just wanted lean back and slide down. We figured it out by stuffing jackets behind you. You looked really uncomfortable crammed up to the front but, boy oh boy, we're you happy to be sitting at the table with us. You had pears; we had BBQ and mac n cheese. I think we win.

You've been eating so much food! Trying new foods and seeing your reaction is so much fun. Everyone made foods sound like such a terrible time. I love it! I guess maybe that's because you're pretty agreeable. You're pretty clear about not liking peas, but everything else has been good. Your favorites are prunes and apples (as a combo), peaches and squash.

And crawling? You are trying so hard but without much success. You lay on your belly and pump your legs like a mad man. I can just imagine that you're thinking,
I think you should have it figured out pretty soon though.
"What the heck?! This is exactly what the other babies do! Why isn't it working for me?"
You've continued to be really vocal. This month, you're more noticeably practicing consonants, like Fs, Gs and Ws. You would also be very good at rolling out some Spanish RRs. For example, perro-- Spanish for dog.

And speaking of dogs, you're really into Laika and Lars these days. When you notice them, you're mesmerized. It's nearly impossible to get you to pay attention to eating when Laika is in the room. You'll twist all the way around and hang out of the high chair just to see what she's up to. I bet you can't wait until you're able to chase them around. I can also bet at least one of them is not nearly as excited for that day to come.

The other day, Laika was wanting to be all up in your face so I held her head up to your face so the two of you could look at each other. I have to hold her because otherwise, you'll drown in her kisses. Her nose was just a couple inches from your face and you opened your mouth wide. You see, buddy, you investigate EVERYTHING with your mouth. Laika's nose, however, should not be investigated that way. At least not while mommy is watching, please.

And last but not least, daycare. You love it and so do we. Any working mom will admit to that little (or big in some cases, I'm sure) inkling of mom guilt about sending their kid to daycare 40+ hours a week. Seeing what you're learning and watching your interactions with the other kids and the caretakers makes me happy though. Plus, your dad and I have a fabulous time making up personas for the other babies. There's the slut and the whiney bitch and... okay, I should stop there. There are two that are just your friends. They're two of the older boys and they like to crawl over and start inspecting you as soon as we put you down. I think they must wonder what's wrong with you because you're just as big as them yet you can't even crawl and they're starting to walk. Little do they know, you're a good 4-6 months younger than them but you're just a monster.

One day, Daddy visited you at lunchtime to suction some snot from your nose. (The daycare workers aren't allowed to stick anything in any holes, including to suck snot. Probably a good policy. Heh.) After you had been emptied of snot (Ha! Who am I kidding? You're never empty!), you were sitting on Daddy's lap, playing. One of the other babies (The Slut-- also your girlfriend), was in her crib crying. You looked over at her and smiled your biggest smile. We're trying to decide what you were thinking:
"It's okay, gf, be happy!"
"Hey, gf, don't you wish your daddy came to play with you at lunchtime? Bwahaha!"
We think it was probably the last one. I mean, you are our kid, after all.

Also, you're huge. No official numbers until Monday but you're at least 20lbs. And so dense. I like it. It makes you seem less breakable and I know you're healthy. At some point, being in the 90th+ percentile is not going to be acceptable, but for now, you're golden.

Between my own observations and what others have told me, I think 6-8 months is the most fun baby age. You're already super fun. I can't wait to see what's in store!

And here's The Adorable:




I love you, Buddy!

Mom

21 January 2012

Just Because


Doin' what he does

Got Rolls?

Everyone loves the fuzzy blanket from Grandma Janet.

Evan's first sick day (pinkeye)

Also his first sick day. He looks so sick, right?
I think maybe the problem with his eye is that he has squash in it.
The doctors didn't consider that option. 

 
Some sick day rolling. Never mind the string of spit from his cheek to his right hand.


Remember the post about kids and dogs?
Doesn't he look like he's saying,
"Come on, Mom! Throw the ball! Throw it! Throw it!"?
And if he could run, he'd totally run after it. And maybe fetch it with his mouth.

The kid has cleavage for days.

He does back bends like Aunt Annie.

Resting

He's getting so close to sitting. He still topples over if we leave
him for too long though. When he wears this shirt, I say he looks
like a used car salesman with his too short tie and his big pot belly.

20 January 2012

And This is Why We Send Him to Daycare

They take pictures and leave copies for us when they do fun stuff. Today was painting day. I'm very happy to leave the painting up to the professionals.



19 January 2012

Note to My Readers

Yes, all three of you.

If you ever want any copies (digital or print) of the pictures I post here, just let me know. Blogger compresses them when they're uploaded but I'm happy to send you a better quality one. As you might guess, we take a bajillion pictures of this kid and I don't want to overload your email boxes with them.

P.S. If I have any random non-friend/family readers. I will not send you pictures. That's just creepy.

Kids and Dogs; Dogs and Kids

I've always said that raising well adjusted kids is like raising well adjusted dogs. They both require structure, discipline, routine.

As it turns out, especially when you have no kids of your own, people don't like it when you compare kids and dogs. Especially moms. How dare I compare their smoochie-kins to a dog!

Whatever. Those moms are liars or in denial or have never actually owned a dog.

Well, now I have a kid and I'll be the first to say, yeah, I was right. My kid and dog have a lot in common already! Yes, even my smoochie-kins is like my furry smoochie-kins.

I have a feeling I'll have more to add to this subject in the future, but for now:

Example #1: Routine
Every night around 9:00, Laika goes outside. When she comes in, she sits by the door while David prepares her dinner. She scarfs her dinner and then heads directly to bed-- either in the living room or in the bedroom depending on which people are in which room.

Every night around 7:00, Evan eats his dinner. When he's finished, he gets a bath followed by lotion and some giggle time. He nurses, dozes off and I put him to bed.

Notice the similarities?

Example #2: Tricks 
Laika does tricks. When people come over, especially after they comment about how good she is (because she is), we like to show them what else she can do. Her most interesting trick is rolling over.

Have you seen the Evan rolling videos? Need I say more?
One day, when Evan can eat Cheerios, maybe we'll toss him some treats for doing his tricks like we toss Scooby Snacks to Laika.

Oh, goodness! What would the mommies say if they knew I was comparing my kid and my dog?!


I can't even imagine the trouble these two are going to get into one day.


14 January 2012

We Got a New Video Camera!

And it was free! Well, sorta. We cashed in the random change around our house, including a piggy bank that I've had since I was...12, maybe? That was $155! Just laying around our house! We added that to a bunch of Amazon points and got a pretty awesome video camera for free! So, here's the first test video. I'm not totally convinced that it's any better than my iPhone video.

[I'm not sure why I can't imbed it that way, but change 360p in the bottom right to 1080p HD for the full effect.]



09 January 2012

Food is Fun

You may think this is chocolate. Or mud. Or poop. (Yes, I went there.) But, it's not. It's prunes. Never mind that sleepiest-baby-in-the-world look on his face, he loved them. He scarfed down a whole container in a matter of minutes. I'm just glad he's going to daycare tomorrow. I don't think I'm ready for prune aftermath.

05 January 2012

New Form of Transportation

We were really hoping he'd learn to roll in a flip-flop motion... not like this. We put him down in the living room, come back just a few minutes later and he's all the way on the other side of the room.



And best of all was when he grabbed the first side and burrito-ed himself in that red blanket. Gawd, I wish I had been recording that!




Please note: We promise never to leave Evan alone with blankets. Clearly, they are suffocation hazards.