Dude Looks Like a Lady

While wagoning around the neighborhood tonight, we ran into a lady with a very heavy Jamaican accent.

Lady: (to Evan) "Oh, hey! I like that! Can I go for a ride?"
Evan: **blank, WTF stare**
Lady: (to me) "Boy or girl?"
Me: "Boy."
Lady: (to Evan) "Well! That, I can't believe! You looka like a woman!"

A woman. The lady thinks my son lookas like a woman.

I dunno, I'm not seeing it. A little grumpy, maybe. But, not like a woman. Maybe because he wasn't wearing any pants, she thought he looked like a slut.