18 February 2011

Another Funny Encounter

Megaphone Man: (Stops by my desk seemingly just to see how tired I look and then tell me about it.)

Me: (Look up.) Hey, what's up? (Look back at my computer to finish what I'm typing.)

Megaphone Man: Look back over here. Your eyes are looking pretty droopy.

Me: Yeah, it's been a long day. (Stand up to go to the bathroom for the millionth time that day, adjust clothing.)

Megaphone Man: I meant to compliment you the other day. That's a nice pouch you have there!

Me: WTF? I'm not a kangaroo!

Clearly, he meant "pooch" not "pouch". Obviously not wanting to admit his mistake,

Megaphone Man: Well, you are kinda like a marsupial.

Me: I really have no idea what that's even supposed to mean... (Walk away.)

Megaphone Man: Bwahahahaha!

Seriously, this man is insane. I'm going to have a fantastic time documenting his ridiculous comments.

2 comments:

  1. So, are you calling Baby Boy "Joey" now? Awwww, I think it's cute (and I think Megaphone Man is funny!).

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  2. Katy, That's hilarious because Megaphone Man's kid is named Joey!! Perhaps he thought his wife looked like a marsupial too.

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