"Oooooh! Look how cute and chubby he is!!"But, after you leave they say,
"OMG! Did you see how fat that kid is?! What's she doing, crushing up Pop Tarts in his bottle?"As of this weekend, he's weighing in at 12.5lbs. (That's just a guesstimate from our relatively accurate bathroom scale because he officially outweighs the capacity of the postal scale.) He's gained 5lbs in 6 weeks.
I'm sure his doctor will be excited about the healthy gain, but I fear we'll be the gossip of everyone we know. The poor kid will get nicknames like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby and the Michelin Baby.
There are more than a few chins hidden in there. |
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